Well i would like to begin by apologizing to my many fans out there regarding my xanga hiatus. Things have been very hectic for this ashkenazi Jew recently. I've met a chick, some like to refer to her as Hilary Duff, i personally like Hi Larry. Yes, its true, a fellow ashkenazi Jew! She is amazing in every way (even loves the smell of burnt steak). When i have a chance i;ll upload her picture.

Well before departing i would like share with you a piece of advice. Oregano! Burnt steak has never smelled so good!!!